Drunks

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Drunks 2017-08-01T16:28:13+00:00

Why Drunks Are Bad For Business

They drown.

They smell.

They curse.

They litter.

They abuse equipment.

They use abusive language.

They annoy other paddlers.

They won’t drink responsibly.

They create resource user conflicts.

They’re dangerous behind the wheel in your parking lot.

They drown.

They vomit on your grounds & in your vans.

They make a mess of your restrooms.

They are unsafe around campfires.

They are more likely to get hurt.

When they get hurt they hold you responsible.

They don’t follow instructions.

They drown.

They are 1 or all of the 3 basic “udes”: nude, lewd, or crude.

AND

THEY CHASE AWAY QUALITY GUESTS.